"For a novel to be witty is one thing, to tell a good story is another, to be serious is yet another, but to be all three is surely enough to make it a masterpiece". So wrote the New Statesman of this great novel, which won the Booker prize in 1973. I couldn't have said it better myself. Having read and loved JG Farrrell's Troubles (set in Ireland at the time of the 1916 rebellion) last June, I thought this one, which deals with the Indian mutiny of 1857, would be a good choice to take with me to India, and how right I was.
These novels, together with The Singapore Grip (1978), have come to be known as Farrell's Empire Trilogy, and all three show the British colonisers at their horrifying, ludicrous worst. Based closely on historical accounts of two sieges, of Cawnpore and Lucknow, this book tells of a British garrison town which manages to hold out for four months against the attacks of native Sepoys.
Led by the Collector, Mr Hopkins, a sensitive, intelligent lover of art and of progress whose main obsession is the Great Exhibition of 1851, the British inhabitants of Krishnapur gradually lose their stiff upper lips and their prejudices as cholera, starvation and gun shots diminish their numbers, food runs out, dead bodies putrefy and the carrion birds grow fat. Unhappily finding himself in the midst of all this is George Fleury, a young Oxford educated poet, who has come to India to accompany his widowed sister Miriam on a visit. Circumstances force Fleury to learn to load cannons and fire pistols, but his mind is constantly wandering off to pleasanter fields of Wordsworthian fancy, causing the increasingly deranged Padre to come to believe that the siege is God's punishment for Fleury's supposed atheism. Two doctors, Dunstable and McNab, argue incessantly over the cause of cholera -- is it carried in the air, as Dunstable believes, or in water, as McNab argues -- until Dunstable's attempt to prove McNab wrong by means of a personal demonstration has predictably disastrous results. The women suffer terribly at first, having to do their own washing and even cooking, but as the weeks go by several of them find surprising strength -- Lucy Hughes, a fallen woman rejected by the whole community, keeps everyone happy with little tea parties, often consisting of cups of hot water and little else, and shows a remarkable talent for manufacturing gun cartridges, while Dr Dunstable's beautiful daughter Louise, the belle of many balls before the siege, throws herself into nursing the sick.
Serious and horrendous though many of these events are, this novel is at the same time almost painfully funny. A cloud of flying black insects lands on Lucy Hughes, who tears off her clothes and stands completely coated in them until Fleury and his friend Harry manage to scrape them off her with the cardboard covers torn off the Bible. They are amazed to find that though Lucy much resembles statues they have seen, she has pubic hair:
'Do you think this is supposed to be here?' asked Harry, who had spent a moment or two scraping at it ineffectually with his board. Because the hair, too, was black it was hard to be sure that it was not simply matted and dried insects.
'That's odd', said Fleury, peering at it with interest; he had never seen anything like it on a statue. 'Better leave it, anyway, for the time being. We can always come back to it later when we've done the rest'.
Fleury's bumbling attempts to deal with the realities of war are a constant delight, as when he manages to kill one sepoy with a violin and another with a faulty pistol he has been fiddling ineffectually with minutes earlier. The gun-shot finally runs out and the inhabitants are reduced to loading the cannons with anything they can find that is remotely portable, so that the attacking sepoys are mowed down with silver sugar tongs, false teeth, teaspoons, fish knives, marbles and pieces of lightening conductor. And there is much much more.
Sadly this did not win The Best of the Booker, for which it was shortlisted in 2008. But it's one of the best novels I have read in a very long time.